what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
How do lesbians find other lesbians in real life?
Shout from the rooftops “YOU’RE A WANKER NUMBER NIIIIINE!”
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
Hey, i'm Shannon, i'm 20 and I reside in Hobbiton.II Mass Effect (Femshep/Liara) II LoTR II Doctor Who II Sherlock II Harry Potter II Hunger Games II X Files II Grey's Anatomy II Orange is the New Black II Welcome to Night Vale II Last Tango In Halifax